The Real World?

Oh for the love of God! Ya'll know I can't stand reality television, regardless of how many of those insipid programs I watch, but the worst by far has got to be the Real World/Road Rules Challenge shows on MTV. Now look, The Real World was cute and innovative 15 years ago and, despite the fact that it spawned the real-life vulgarity seen today, I do have a fondness for some of the early cast members. The Road Rules, on the other hand, I have no time for...who the hell wants to roam around the country in an RV with 6 other grown folks? I have done my time in a trailer, thank you very much.

But they couldn't just soak up their 15 minutes of fame and let it be, could they? Heavens no! Thankfully they now have the opportunity to return to the little screen to roll around in the mud and throw each other off trampolines and all other manner of nonsense. Ya'll need to GET A JOB! I don't know what you do between filming gladiator episodes, but you can't possibly have any sort of successful career if you're able to take off month-long stretches to live on a beach and play capture the flag. And it's really not so bad if you've recently graduated, but some of these folks have been filming these ridiculous reunion shows for the past ten years. I mean they've gotta be goin' on 40 years old, and are still willing to get on national television and make an ass of themselves in front of God and everyone. It is trashy for a 22-year-old to get into a drunken cat fight, but a 38-year-old trying to claw another bitch's eyes out...well, there are no words.

All I'm saying is, if you need attention so badly that you are willing to have a camera crew follow you into the bathroom every morning, then fine, satisfy your low self-esteem with a short stint on reality television. But if once isn't enough for you, I suggest you look into some professional help immediately!.