Cinderella

I had a party last night...and it was fabulous! I mean, there were cocktails and chocolate fondue, what could possibly be better? And for once, I didn't have to spend time drawing folks' attention away from the main event because the evening actually was about me (been waiting my whole life for that). And of course I had on my fabulous new sparkly top, which I pick out all by myself and paid way too much for. (Listen Sweetpotato, don't you worry about how much...you have 2 - count them, 2 - flatscreen TVs) Even my hair behaved itself last night, really the whole evening was quite remarkable.

But like all good things, it came to an end. At the stroke of midnight, my top lost its luster and my glass slippers were KILLING me (okay, so they were really platform knee-high boots with a 4-inch heel, but you get the idea). Alas, my glass carriage turned into a yellow cab and I was the Bell of the Ball no more. So today is a little sad for me, back to scrubbing floors and playing with the little mice (metaphorically speaking of course, ya'll know I don't scrub floors). I would like to thank everyone who attended for laughing during my toast at all the right times and for being such good sports. It's now up to you and your computer how far I go, so please keep reading, keep laughing, and for god's sake keep forwarding to everyone you know!!!