Not too bright

The thing about coloring your hair when you're over 70 years of age is that well, we all know you're coloring your hair! Now y'all know I'm not one to throw stones about highlights, hell I haven't seen my natural hair color in so long it's become one of the mysteries of the world. But all I'm sayin is, if you are of a certain age and your hair is thinning, it's probably best not to dye your few stands of whispy hair a carrot-orange color, lest your white scalp gleam through in a most unfortunate manner.

So I'm on the train this morning, where I find all my best blogging topics, and here's a woman, about 3 days older than water, with her Joan Collins sunglasses and bright orange hair, fully done up with all her makeup and such, but her balding head was justa shining through. Come on now, I know all sorts of things go on with your body as you age and, to be sure, I shall be punished severely in my maturity, but you don't need to color everything in for god's sake!

And this goes for everyone...if you got it, flaunt it, if you don't...just try to hide it as best you can! For example, if you have a big nose, don't part your hair in the middle. If you have a big ass, don't wear high-waisted pants. If you have ugly toes, don't wear sandals. These are very basic way to save yourself from Dear Queenan's reign of ridicule...not that you're ever actually safe. I'll find something to say about you regardless, but folks just gotta stop makin' it so easy!;-)