Natural Selection Stupidity

Today in New York City centuries of struggle for equality will be lost for all women by 40 superficial bimbos lookin for a free ride. Some asshole has created a speed dating event where only the 40 richest male applicants and 40 hottest female applicants will be allowed to participate, calling it "Natural Selection Speed Dating."

Now let me tell y'all something. I took a few psychology classes in my day, and I understand that somewhere deep in the human biological psyche there is some need for women to feel taken care of and men to dig hot chicks, but for the love of god can we not advertise our neaderthalic tendencies to the world? I mean, you've gotta be f-ing kidding me! Women have been fighting for years just to get paid an equal dollar and here these brainless pieces of trash think they're gonna beat the system by dating it instead of earning it. It's legalized prostitution masked as a dating game, complete with a matchmaker who is....a woman! So much for the sisterhood. You know this bitch thinks she's gonna turn the tables by playing into society's "innate tendencies" that only she is not afraid to exploit. Look here honey, I will be the first to admit that I like men to open doors and pay for cocktails, but I have worked my ass off for every damn dollar I have and you will NOT throw me down the evolutionary ladder so that 40 unemployed models can get a sugardaddy. I can hoist my titties up as high as the next woman, but I will not use them as currency, thank you very much.

So it's disturbing that this event was even created (obviously by a man with a large bank account and a small penis), but the truly horrifying part is that they've had over 300 women apply! Of course they've had 300 men as well, but you know those bastards see it as their way to finally nail the head cheerleader since they were too busy being acne-prone computer geeks in high school. These guys actually submit their financial records to qualify and all the women have to do is show up lookin' good!

Now y'all know I usually can't be bothered with other people's stupidity, beyond mocking them of course, but really I am about to march my happy lil ass down to this event and stab some folks in the eye.

Come on ladies....who's with me?