Lips

And if you will all open your textbooks to page 62, we will begin our lesson on the tragedy of collagen


I mean it's not as if we're surprised to find Lisa Rinna on a page of puffy lips, my God, this woman's had so much work done I doubt if there's a single original feature on her face! And just forget about the rest of her...her abs have been sculpted with the same knife as her chin. When was the last time she even sniffed at a piece of cake!

And Lord knows Lara Flynn Boyle needs some plumping, but those two fat slug-looking things around her mouth are not the answer. Talk about a woman with some issues. Here she is starving herself for the better part of ten years, and now she's shooting fat into her face. The producers at NBC told her to fill in a few pounds for her latest TV show, guess they didn't specify which part to fill. You don't need those dark glasses as a disguise...you're plastic surgery has already made you unrecognizable.

You see friends, it's all about proportion. Folks with NO lips might need a little boost from our friend collagen, but the round-faced full-liped breed need not inject padding. Take a note from your friends Lisa and Lara: In implants and injections, bigger isn't always better.