Ms. Houston, we have a problem

My girl just can't get it together, bless her heart. And you know, isn't this just always the way with the rich folks with nothing to do, just pull out the crack pipe and see how time flies!

It's a good thing she's got those royalty checks coming in, cause this girl ain't getting a job any time soon. I bet they've gone and cancelled her husband's reality show Being Bobby Brown, which is a right shame, seeing as it was probably the best reality program on television. Of course it was mostly about the surreal life of fading pop stars with too much money and too many drug habits, but it's so much better than watching people eat bugs and build campfires.

Whitney, Whitney, Whitney...what happened to that girl who just wanted to dance with somebody? Turns out your greatest love of all is an 8-ball. It's really just too painful for me to discuss further, so ya'll read this article in The Sun.