Now with pictures!

Ah-ha! I have finally figured out how to add photos to my blog (ya'll may think I'm slow, but really you know I can't be bothered) However today I wanted to illustrate my point from yesterday's blog about how zippin' doesn't necessarily promise fittin'. It is with great remorse that I have allowed this picture of Star Jones Reynolds to disgrace my site. I can only hope that you'll forgive me in the name of bringing fashion consciousness to the misguided masses.

A few things to note:

1) Gathering only looks good on stick people with 0% body fat

2)Royal purple velvet died in the early 80's - fire any stylist who tells you otherwise

3)When having weight-loss surgery (I do not for one second believe she did this through diet alone) it is advisable to incorporate toning exercises, so as not to look like your head is bobbling atop your saggy neck and apple-shaped body.

Now that we have learned our lesson, I will never again allow Star Jones Reynolds to be mentioned on my site again. For better or for worse (there will be much worse), this is my solemn vow.