Who killed Kenny?

Um...hello? As many folks around the country watch American Idol and no one even mentioned the man formerly known as Kenny Rogers last week?!

God Bless Star Magazine, the only responsible journalists in the tabloid press, for callin him out! I mean look at this man. He went from sweet and squinty-eyed to something from Planet of the Apes. He has been lifted beyond recognition and then goes on this show singing some equally unrecognizable and horribly wobbly song, and no one's supposed to notice?

What happened to the Gambler, what was so wrong with Lady? Why do folks like Kenny and Barry Manelow feel it necessary after making hits for all these years, to go out and change their faces and sing dumb new songs. We don't want to hear that crap! We want the classics, for the love of God! To be sure if either of those men started out looking like they do now and singing their new songs, there is no way in hell they ever would have made it.

So again, I'd like to thank Star Magazine and their team of slimy spies for exposing the Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous every week, so that we little people can have aright good laugh!