Poor Ashley

So this week in The Gospel According to Star, there' a feature about Ashley Simpson's new nose. Now as much as I believe that most of Hollywood has gone under the knife a time or two, I don't actually think she's had work done yet...I mean notice the positioning of the glasses. Must have been a slow week for Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous.

However, this brings up an interesting point...I have yet to share my feelings on Ashley Simpson with y'all!! What a shocking lack of journalistic integrity.

Honestly, I feel badly for her. I mean on her own she's not that great to look at, and then of course she has the sibling from Hell. I mean if your older sister had Jessica's face, body and voice, wouldn't you just try to go to college and be an accountant or something? Instead, her daddy decided he wasn't effectively exploiting ALL of his family, so he stuck her in a T.V. show, where at least she could pull off cute in comparison to her average-looking co-stars. But of course that wasn't enough either, and the next thing you know she's lip-synching on SNL.

I mean the poor girl is just screaming out for psychiatric evaluation. She's had more "looks" in the past year than Madonna in the past 20, and she still has an unremarkable career. Bless her heart. But then I guess that's what happens when all you've got for talent is a lot of money and a famous last name.

I have to say, she might just consider a little trim off the top of her snout just to balance out her face. You know her sister had her nose tucked and look what it did for her! Remember I am not normally a proponent of plastic surgury, having needed none myself, but in cases where the chance of moral redemption is so slim, I say go ahead and slice!