Friday, April 21, 2006

Dear Queenan asks....

What celebrity would you most like to STAB IN THE EYE and why?

Email your answers to info@dearqueenan.com today. Wittiest and/or best answer will be posted (anonymously or not, depending).

And no using Tom Cruise because A) it's too easy and B) y'all know he's already on my list.

In fact, I shall be creating the Dear Queenan Hit List (working title), which I think will be a weekly accounting of all those people I would like to stab in the eye. Your input is always appreciated, of course, so please remind me of any ridiculous celebrity figures that need to be publicly mocked, lest I have a senior moment and let one slip.