Pet Peev of the Day
You know what irritates the hell out of me...Cell Phone Ring Tones. I mean really. What kind of moron wants a rap song to play every time someone calls him. Look honey, just because your phone plays "Big Pimpin" don't mean you're shit.
Come on now folks, cell phones have like the world's smallest speakers and no matter what song you carefully select and pay $.99 to play, it's gonna sound like "gurglesqwakrumble" anyway.
And the worst are those folks who have different songs for different callers, I mean...Get a life! What the hell do you do all day that you have time to surf around on line trying to find the perfect melody for your boyfriend, your momma, your dealer and your babydaddy? I can guaran-damn-tee you you're the same person who's paid $10 dollars to buy ringtones and is 2 months behind on the phone bill. And really now, if you're gonna have a song (and of course I STRONGLY suggest you not) at least pick something funny or entertaining. The woman on the elevator with me this morning had some early 80's love song a la Peter Cetera playing when her honey called. I mean if you're a sap, alright, but gag us behind closed doors would ya? Don't go all out in public with that mess.
It will be a cold day in hell before you hear ol' Queenie's phone humming "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend," I don't care how appropriate the lyrics. Now y'all just go find yourselves something worthwhile to invest your energy in, like finding a $7 champagne that taste like Veuve Clicqout, and leave the ringtones alone!
Come on now folks, cell phones have like the world's smallest speakers and no matter what song you carefully select and pay $.99 to play, it's gonna sound like "gurglesqwakrumble" anyway.
And the worst are those folks who have different songs for different callers, I mean...Get a life! What the hell do you do all day that you have time to surf around on line trying to find the perfect melody for your boyfriend, your momma, your dealer and your babydaddy? I can guaran-damn-tee you you're the same person who's paid $10 dollars to buy ringtones and is 2 months behind on the phone bill. And really now, if you're gonna have a song (and of course I STRONGLY suggest you not) at least pick something funny or entertaining. The woman on the elevator with me this morning had some early 80's love song a la Peter Cetera playing when her honey called. I mean if you're a sap, alright, but gag us behind closed doors would ya? Don't go all out in public with that mess.
It will be a cold day in hell before you hear ol' Queenie's phone humming "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend," I don't care how appropriate the lyrics. Now y'all just go find yourselves something worthwhile to invest your energy in, like finding a $7 champagne that taste like Veuve Clicqout, and leave the ringtones alone!
posted by Queenan at 7:11 AM
4 Comments:
You can change it to my favorite Elton John tune, "The Bitch is Back!"
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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