Vanity Fair

By now I know you've seen it...the Alien Baby of 2006 has made it's first appearance in the celebrity world.

Now, I don't care what they say, I don't even believe this is the real kid. I mean these people didn't even speak to their kid for the first 40 days (or whatever that Scientology bullshit says) and now you want me to believe they are gonna splatter her all over the newstands? Of course, who the hell knows. Tom Cruise is so full of himself he might well sell of these pictures to fund the open of a dozen more "churches" devoted to the reading of ficticious rhetoric by ol' L. Ron Hubbard. And Katie Holmes grows more vacuous by the hour, so she just shows up wherever they send her.

What must Katie's parents think? Here they go a raise a sweet little girl and were probably worried to death when she took off for Hollywood, fearing the heartless industry would destroy their baby, and lo and behold she has hooked herself up with the Top Gun of insanity itself. The worst part of this Scientology nonsense is that they don't believe in medicating, cause Tommy could really use a double dose.

Of course, I have yet to read the article, I'm waiting to get the copy delivered to my office cause though I would love to get the dirt, it's not really worth $4.50 to me when I can get it for free. But actually knowing the facts has never stopped me from commentating before, so I figured I might as well go on and give my two cents. Plus I know y'all don't read this blog to learn anything, there are all manner of other sites that contain knowledge, and all anybody really needs from me is something to make fun of and a little ire to start you off. So, for today we have Tom is an ass, Katie is a void, and Suri is a stupid name...ready, set, GO!