There Are No Words...

... but I have to say some anyway. Oh - My - God! And here I was thinkin' only women sausaged themselves into jeans, when lo and behold men sausage too (and give an entirely different image of "sausage" at that.)

I mean seriously, what is his purpose here? Just because we can see your equipment doesn't mean we wanna use it honey. The power of suggestion doesn't work when you're quite that frank (and beans! ha! I couldn't help myself!)

Now what do you think we call this? Surely not a camel-toe, but more a tumor of some sort. And now that I look at the picture again, I think I may be even more disturbed by the fact that he probably wearing women's jeans - jeans, that are no doubt 5 sizes smaller than any I have ever owned. Why is the world so cruel?