Day Off!
Well folks, today I am taking the Day Off from the manila-colored hell that is my office existence. I don't have a reason to be off, except that I just don't want to be there, which in my opinion is a fine reason.
Now Sweetpotato keeps asking me what I'm gonna do today. Why, NOTHING, of course! What a fool kinda question is that? I am gonna sit my happy ass in the bed and watch trash television, breaking only for feedings and short stints on the Internet. Why do people always think you need to be "doing" something? What's so wrong with spending a day on the couch? I mean, they don't put all these talk shows on at 11am so no one can watch them, now do they?
As it stands, my day is already filling up! Right now is Regis and Kelly, I've got The View at 11 (I'm not watching it because I like any of those women, on the contrary, I'm gathering ammunition. You noticed I haven't wrung in on any of the new developments from Rosie to the dumb blond bitch's right-wing freakout...I'm saving up!) Anyway, in the afternoon, there's lunch and then all those soaps I've missed since I've been locked up in that office. Thankfully, you only really need to catch one good episode to get right back up to speed, unless of course, they've gone and done a re-cast cause that's a little confusing for the first 15 minutes or so. By the time all that's over it'll be 5 o'clock somewhere and time for weekend cocktails! So you see, I have so much to do I may not even make it out to get my manicure, which would really be a shame.
Y'all have fun in your corporate hive but don't call me cause I'm a little too busy today for the phone;-)
Now Sweetpotato keeps asking me what I'm gonna do today. Why, NOTHING, of course! What a fool kinda question is that? I am gonna sit my happy ass in the bed and watch trash television, breaking only for feedings and short stints on the Internet. Why do people always think you need to be "doing" something? What's so wrong with spending a day on the couch? I mean, they don't put all these talk shows on at 11am so no one can watch them, now do they?
As it stands, my day is already filling up! Right now is Regis and Kelly, I've got The View at 11 (I'm not watching it because I like any of those women, on the contrary, I'm gathering ammunition. You noticed I haven't wrung in on any of the new developments from Rosie to the dumb blond bitch's right-wing freakout...I'm saving up!) Anyway, in the afternoon, there's lunch and then all those soaps I've missed since I've been locked up in that office. Thankfully, you only really need to catch one good episode to get right back up to speed, unless of course, they've gone and done a re-cast cause that's a little confusing for the first 15 minutes or so. By the time all that's over it'll be 5 o'clock somewhere and time for weekend cocktails! So you see, I have so much to do I may not even make it out to get my manicure, which would really be a shame.
Y'all have fun in your corporate hive but don't call me cause I'm a little too busy today for the phone;-)
posted by Queenan at 6:30 AM
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