Sunday, July 30, 2006

Lohan gets Scolded!!


Oh the gods are smiling on us this week!!! Did you see where Lindsay Lohan got her ass handed to her by the head of Morgan Creek Productions? Nothing makes my day like the misfortunes of those more fortunate. And y'all know I have always wanted to stab Lindsay in the eye, but I'm satisfied to have this old guy do it for me.

Basically he told her to get herself together or get out her checkbook, cause her Karaoke outings are costing him a bundle. Here, y'all can read the letter for yourself, when you're finished listening to me of course.

Can you imagine? I mean her "job" is to hang out on a set with a bunch of folks catering to her every whim and occasionally stand in front of a camera with perfect hair and make-up and recite a few phrases someone else has written. She barely has to think for Christ's sake! And yet she can't even manage to show up cause she's so busy getting coked up at a bar until the wee hours. Of course she suffered "heat exhaustion"- poor thing- but how is it that the entire rest of the cast and crew is doing just fine? I don't know where you come from, but down South if you feel sick and dehydrated in the morning it's called a hangover.

We'll have to follow this story honey, cause I just can't wait to see how she gets herself outta this one. I just hope we're one step closer to the day when she's too much trouble to hire and her only air time is on Celebrity Fit Club. If there is any justice in the world, VH1 will be taping her as with the wide angle lens!

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