Wandering Y's

Now have you heard this sad news of Christie Brinkley's husband having an affair with some 19-year-old Hamptons hussie? I know affairs happen everyday, but the alarming part about this one is, if you're gonna cheat on Christie Brinkley, the SUPERMODEL, what the hell are the rest of us supposed to do? I mean, she's the original Uptown Girl, and at 50-something she's still gorgeous, she's doing commercials...in Hi-Def!!

And look at him, he's not exactly George Clooney, now is he? How is it that rich guys think that money makes them attractive? No honey, it makes you useful. We women simply accept the fact that as a species, men are just not as attractive as we are, nor do they posses the proper tools to become so, and we love you anyway. Fat, bald, hairy, chinless we can handle. Spineless and tasteless, we simply won't tolerate.

Either she's bad in the sack or it just proves that men are total morons led around by the random misfirings of their central nervous system, located in their lower halves. Really, 19, it's just so cliche. What a jackass. Honey the grass isn't greener over there it's just located in a different place (let's face it, women over 50 don't do the Brazilian wax, and they shouldn't have to!). What can they possibly talk about, whether or not she should wait in the car while he goes into the liquor store? How tough Algebra is at the community college? Puh-leez.

But seriously, what's the average woman to do if the supermodel can't even keep the Y-chromosome's eye from wandering. Even Sweetpotato's eyes may roam at some point, but only once cause it's hard for eyes to roam after they've been STABBED! I personally don't worry a great deal about my man tiring of me cause I figure I've got enough personalities to keep him guessing for the next 25 years or so, and by that point he'll be too damn tired to bother with anyone else. You know, thinking about it, I don't really care if he has a look around (as long as it's only with his EYES), cause they harder he looks the easier to see how good he's got it!