Angels?

Now children, this is what happens to people who spend too much time with their plastic surgeons.

I mean, seriously, look at these women. Oh, you don't recognize the one on the left? Well that's because Farrah Fawcett has had her nose re-done so many times even she can't remember what it looked like to begin with. As any good Star Magazine reader knows, this girl's got a LOT of makeup on, cause when they catch her on the Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous page, her skin's sagging off like Star Jones' arm flab. God love her, she just could not go old gracefully.

And my God, Kate Jackson's eye lift was a little tight don't ya think? I mean, the goal is to look refreshed, not constantly surprised. Perhaps she's been spending a bit too much time with her cat...starting to see a resemblance.

Now Jaclyn has done it right. She looks fabulous. I mean obviously her face is frozen in time, but her neck appears to be holding it's own at least. All that jawing at the Emmys about being friends you know was total crap because clearly Jackie didn't give the other two her surgeon's name and number. A real friend wouldn't let you get such bad work done if they knew a surgeon who knew what they were doing!

But then, can you actually imagine three 20-something starlets all fighting to be the hottest angel in the tightest pants who would actually be friends? Me either. Regardless, I just wanted to share this with y'all as part of your daily beauty instruction, lest you fall victim to a bad bout of Botox.

The lesson: Aim for Jackie ladies, aim for Jackie.