The Brits and their parties

Well friends, I have just been all over the place in the past couple weeks, but Praise the Lord, I have returned to the land of the living with stories galore!

Now this fella here was at a party I attended across the pond. Now, judging from this shot you'd probably think it was quite a raucous bash, but you see this just goes to prove folks ain't got no sense when it comes to fashion and photography. I mean it was quite a posh event and the guestlist was rather star-studded. And of course because it was England, there was Lady Something Or Other and Lord What's His Name, and then right there amid the nobility was ass-less pant's guy.

I mean can you believe that? There on one side of the room is Jimmy Choo of incredibly-over-priced-but-totally-adorable-stilletto fame, and other the other side we have a man who laces his butt together. Perfectly reasonable, I can see how they'd all get along!

I was of course wearing a surprisingly flattering wrap dress with a cheetah print and peep-toe platforms, terribly fabulous I'm afraid. Y'all know I normally flop about in jeans and boots, but I do believe that everyone should be able to pull it together a few times a year at the very least. Unfortunately, for some folks, "pulling yourself together" actually requires pulling the laces of your pants, and not even getting them closed it seems.

The best part was when I asked him for his picture he actually told me he was SHY. Well then perhaps you might consider covering yourself a bit more, but that's just a guess. Once again, you can criss-cross the ocean that divides our two countries, but there are some cracks that will never disappear;-)