Reunion Update

Well here we are, T-minus 4 days until the big reunion trip. I have survived 4 whole tanning sessions, which have left my buns a neon pink while the rest of my body has undergone no discernible change. Excellent.

I was successful in my jeans shopping this weekend (thanks to the help of my stylist, Fashionslave). Turns out, when you pay enough money for your jeans, they actually flatter your figure...who knew? Of course, the addition of an extra-long top to cover your assets can't hurt matters; the strategy being to distract from the enlarged areas with accessories like belts, earrings, and of course, shoes. You would really be amazed what the right heel can do. It's all about lift and pitch. The right angle can make a big butt perky and give a flat one some shape. For all the pain and suffering a night in pumps can bring, it is occasionally worth biting the bullet in the name of ass elevation.

So for the next 4 days, I will be consuming hard-boiled eggs, deli-sliced turkey, celery and yogurt. I will also be drying out after my alcohol-infused weekend and in preparation for the coming weekend, during which I will be sustaining my sanity through the consumption of copious amounts of margaritas. And yes, I know that the week of an event is not the optimal time for beginning a diet regime, but you know I can't be bothered with an actual diet. I've accepted that I won't be going down a dress size or anything, but I feel that 4 days of good livin' will ensure I can at least wear the pants I have without flubbing out over the top of them.

If only I had such an event to inspire me every weekend. Alas, Mimosa Saturday and Bloody Sunday don't inspire much in the way of physical fitness, as long as you can remain upright, you're good to go!