Dolly Parton called...

...she wants her look back!

Oh dear god, oh dear god...what has happened to Kellie Pickler?!?! I don't know who this poor girl has got managing her, but she needs to fire them quick, fast, and in a hurry.

Cutting her hair was a mistake to be sure, but curling it up like a blond football helmet, well that was an error of gigantic proportions. America already has one Dolly Pardon, and she is all the sweet Southern trailer trash country music needs. Look at Kellie up there justa singing her little face off, looking like she just got off the set of 9 to 5, polyester dress and all.

You mean to tell me, in all of Hollywood they couldn't find Kellie a single stylist who didn't shop at Forever 21? Look how it's justa a pullin across her thighs....ladies, on what planet would you leave the house, let alone go on national television, with your dress stretched to the seams?! Y'all think the front view is bad, they did pan around to the side and as much as I hate to say anything ugly, Kellie needs to lay off the fried okra for a minute.

Now if you watched American Idol last night when Kellie performed, you'd have seen the worst makeup job since KISS. They had so much damn brown eye shadow on her, the girl looked cross-eyed! Not that anyone really noticed her eyes above those new boobies she had nearly layin on the floor. She said she'd been spending all her new money on shoes...yeah sure...except for the 5 K that went to your plastic surgeon.

Oh it was just a travesty beyond on comprehension. How someone so young and cute could allow herself to be so shameful shorn, I cannot fathom. Maturity don't wear well on you, Kellie, and for the first time I'm gonna say that extensions maybe be the only hope.