Emmy Looks

It's been quite a while since I've had the opportunity to bash awards show fashion, partly because folks have been behaving themselves lately, and then partly because the shows are so damn dull I can't bear to watch. Last evening's Emmy's were no different really. Ryan Seacrest was as asinine as ever, the speeches were dull, and were it not for Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Steve Carell the audience wouldn't have woken from their naps until it was time for the after-party.

It appears the celebs are tired of being bashed for their gowns, as most everyone showed up with their look to-ge-tha. The issue this year was the hair-dos. Quite a few ladies attempted the side ponytail thing, and not a one of them was successful. I mean, you can't hardly make Heidi Klum look bad, but she looked like she rode to the show with one window all the way down- frightful really.



Acourse it was a sight better than ol Kate Walsh, who A) is all the sudden in desperate need of a cheeseburger and B) looks as if she's in danger of losing her hair altogether. How does one get their hair to stand that far out from their head?





Then there's Ellen Pompeo, who often makes questionable fashion choices, modeling a coif inspired by a recent Star Trek convention. There's nothing attractive about looking like you have a malformed bubble skull - in this or any other galaxy.






And then there were the folks who just couldn't be bothered to do their hair at all. Seriously Marsha? Parted down the middle and limp as a wet noodle is what your hair does when you don't make an effort. Surely you didn't think those hideous earrings would distract us from the fact that you failed to book a stylist?



Sadly, no one consulted me about anything again this year. When will these rich, famous folks ever learn?