And this is why...

...I live in New York.

This sign was seen in Union Square, haven of all disenfranchised, this past weekend. Yes folks were lining up to Ask a Tranny, though what I can't imagine except for maybe the best foundation to cover your 5 o'clock shadow.

Now the Tranny booth was directly across from some little group of protesters, what they were protesting I have no idea, but there were hand painted banners, a bull horn, and everyone involved looked like a Jim Henson creation, so I can only assume it was something political. One creature was trying to attack another, who kept shouting "you're an agent provocateur," which I was certain was a lingerie line, but hey, what do I know about politics!

I realize you folks down South are probably reading this thinking "and this is why I DON'T live in New York," but assure you, you're really missing out on all the fun.