Away Message

Dearest Readers,

Her Majesty regrets to inform you that She will be unavailable for the coming week while she attends a business conference which is entirely too long and void of any constructive purpose. It has recently come to Her Royal Highness's attention, that while her loyal subjects are incredibly attentive, well-behaved, and educated in the sun's revolutions around Her Majesty's head, the incompetent fools who employ Her are not nearly so e-volved as to understand the way things should re-volve.

Hence, your very Dear Queenan, who would so much rather regale you with tales of her daily trails and tribulations, will be forced to stand in a gigantic hall full of dull and unattractive people whose collective senses of humor have all the laughability of a sitcom on the WB. She does hope to garner at least a few amusing tales, to be reported immediately upon her return.

Her Majesty asks that during your mournful week of witless Internet surfing you not do anything drastic, such as smash you computer screen or jam the keys with tears as you lament the loss of your favorite blog. Know that She will return, pissier than ever, and you wouldn't want a moment of anguished weakness to cause you to miss Her triumphant return.

Have a luuurvly week and keep your chins up;-)
Royally,
Q