Time for a refresher course kids?

Okay, did I not make myself clear cause we got some confusion goin' on. So I'm walking behind a woman today, the coldest day in February, the dead of winter- mind you. And she's wearing some really horrific pants. I mean they are too small and poorly tailored such that they look like they've been ruched up the inseam toward the ass crack, which I might add, was clearly defined against the thin fabric.

So fine, the pants were too small and ill-fitting, big deal, happens every day. Oh, did I fail to mention that they were WHITE?

Come on now kids, we know the rules about white. Do I not point out every year on Labor Day that the white pant season is over? And even though I occasionally bend for the warmer part of September, there is really no excuse for this. I give y'all an inch and you take 3 yards of fabric and wrap them around your ass.

So lest you be confused any longer - the white pant season ends at Labor Day and though we might extend until October for unseasonably warm weather, the white-less season extends through the entire winter until Memorial Day (or whenever summer begins in your climate) Since I don't think I have any readers in Australia that means FEBRUARY is NEVER an acceptable month in which to wear white cotton pants.


The lesson here kids? Try to avoid being fat in bad clothes. If you must be fat (cause let's face it, it happens) and you must wear bad clothes (cause let's face it, it happens everyday) then for the love of god do it in dark colors!